The Most Perfect 'Perfectly Awkward' Partner For You, According To Your Zodiac Sign


Geek? Dork? Nerd? Who’s the outcast you need in your life?
Once upon a time, no one wanted to be seen with a “geek.” If we follow astrology, we’d rely on our horoscope to drag us away from ever finding a soulmate in a nerd. But these days, we’re falling all over ourselves to join them, no matter what our zodiac sign is. In pop culture, they used to be the comic relief. Now they’re the heroes.
Don’t get me wrong — I’m certainly not lamenting the old days. I think it’s great that the general public has learned to appreciate intelligent and unusual people, instead of making them the butt of every joke like they did when I was in high school, about a million years ago.
The slang terms are the same, though. Geek, Nerd, and Dork are words that I remember well. They all have slightly different connotations, as I understand it.
Nerds are the true intellectuals. They tend to be scholars, computer programmers, engineers, scientists, or creative geniuses. They don’t just absorb information, they really understand it and know how to apply it.
Geeks are interested in more obscure or specialized subjects. Here’s where you find the fanatics who know every little detail about one topic (like movies, books, games, including all the non-canon spinoffs and fanfics). Geeks don’t just have hobbies, they have obsessions.
Dorks seem to get the short end of the socially-awkward stick, because they’re not known for being particularly good at anything other than just not quite fitting in anywhere. I don’t think that’s all there is to them, though. If they can learn not to take the social scene too seriously, and focus on the talents they do have, they’ll find that people will want them around precisely because they are so different.
Would you love to have one of these guys in your life? If you still don’t quite know what you’re looking for, here’s a quick guide to the types of nerds that suit your zodiac sign best.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Aries needs a partner who can keep up with her active lifestyle, who isn’t afraid to follow her into new territory. You might go for someone who’s a geek about your favorite sport or other activity, and can help you take your own performance to the next level.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Your geek, Taurus, is a collector. When it comes to their favorite obsessions, they have every limited edition accessory, signed copy, and director’s cut. Better yet, they have the good sense to not remove (most of) these items from their original packaging.
This isn’t just a bunch of boxes and toys taking up space; it’s a smart financial investment.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)

Gemini, you should find yourself an intellectual nerd, the kind who spends half of their time reading and knows a lot about many different subjects. You’ll love the way they can switch topics several times a minute (just like you!) and pull odd facts right out of their heads to add to the conversation.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

You’ll be happy with a lovable dork, Cancer. They might not fit well in social circles, but they’re exactly right for the private home that you two can share. Your dork doesn’t care what anyone else thinks, but they’re absolutely dedicated to you and your odd little family.  

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

A nerd is already the star of their own show, and a geek’s obsession will take their focus off of you, Leo, so you might be better off with a dork — someone who really needs your warmth and encouragement to help them feel more comfortable.
It’s win-win: they’ll think you’re the greatest thing to ever happen to them, and you can inspire them to feel more self-confident.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

You’re already either a nerd or a geek yourself, Virgo! That’s the basic nature of your sign.
Get yourself a partner on your level: someone who shares your love of research, who not only understands your weird obsessions but is happy to jump right in there with you, and spend a whole day talking the obscure details that you love so much.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Libra, with your busy social life, you need someone who’s not going to go into hiding at the first sign of a party. Find a charming nerd who will be proud to escort you anywhere, but who can also hold their own without having a panic attack (or embarrassing themselves) when you two have to mingle separately.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

You appreciate intelligence, but remember, Scorpio, “dork” doesn’t mean “dumb.” This type of misfit is probably the most adaptable of them all. If you’re looking for someone who wants to please you, who might even be willing to change themselves to suit your preferences, the dork is your best bet.
Be nice to them. They’re always going to be a little intimidated by you, but they’re the loyal, devoted partner you’ve always wanted.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Don’t deny it, Sagittarius: your own love of learning and appreciation for new experiences makes you such a nerd. You’ve got no patience for someone who doesn’t know at least a little bit about everything.
Geeks are too focused on one thing. Dorks are nice, but you don’t want followers. You need a fellow nerd to join you on your adventures and be your study partner.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Capricorn, you need a partner who understands your ambitions and can contribute to your work. Find a geek who truly loves everything about your chosen path.
You’ll be able to rely on their extensive knowledge base, and when you finally succeed, your geek partner is probably the only person in the world will be really able to appreciate just how significant it is for you.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Air signs usually do best with the nerds, Aquarius, and you’re no different. You won’t even consider a partner who isn’t your match when it comes to brain-power.
Although you’re used to working alone, you’ve got big plans — not just for yourself, but for the whole world. Someone who’s skilled at programming and planning, who naturally understands intricate concepts, will be a great asset for you.

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces, your need for deep emotional, imaginative connections might drive away the nerds, who tend to work more from the mental plane. And geeks are great, but they do tend to be limited to only a few topics.
A gentle, open-minded dork will be thrilled to stay by your side as you experience all your stories and daydreams together.

This Is Your One Relationship Deal-Breaker, Based On Your Zodiac Sign


They’re the one thing you can’t sacrifice in a relationship, and believe it or not, each zodiac sign has one.
Well, technically, astrology doesn’t say they do, but given the fact that each sign has a body part, a day of the week and a special number associated to it, I’ve taken on the task of giving them each a deal-breaker.
So, here’s your relationship deal-breaker, based on your zodiac sign:

Aries: Someone who is too quiet

Aries tend to be brash, outgoing and addicted to excitement, and they need someone who can keep up.
Even if you’re a more introverted Aries, having someone who can listen, contribute to and keep up with exchanging ideas is important.
The bottom line is, regardless of how outgoing you are, you’ll never be someone who is satisfied with the same old routine. You need someone who will keep you interested.
A reserved, submissive partner who doesn’t challenge you is simply not going to cut it.

Taurus: Someone who is too stubborn

Being the most stubborn, set-in-your-ways sign in the zodiac means you need someone who can bend to your will without making you feel like the tyrant you secretly are, Taurus.
When you ask your partner where they want to have dinner tonight, you’re more than happy to hear them say they aren’t sure. You were only asking to be polite in the first place.
You know exactly where you wanted to have dinner, you’ve known all day and you’re more than pleased to be the captain of the ship.

Gemini: Someone who won’t return your texts

Some say the foundation for a good relationship is sex, and for Gemini, sex is a constant, 24/7 stream of texts.
You need someone who will respond to your daily onslaught of shared articles, memes, random thoughts and pictures of your day.
Being in a relationship with you is like working as a reporter on a 24-hour news cycle, and you, the chattiest sign in the zodiac, intend to keep it that way.

Cancer: Someone who doesn’t want to move in, have kids or get married

Even if you aren’t at the point in life when you want to have kids, or even if you just don’t want kids period, it’s important to the sign of Cancer to be able to create a home life with their partner.
Yours is a sign that is attached to nurturing and caring for your partner, and if they’re the type who needs to be left alone, to have their own home base and to be able to do whatever they want to do on their own, it’s not going to sit well with you.
You might let it slide for a while (being as nurturing as you are), but at the end of the day, Cancers need to care for their loved one in a shared home base that makes them feel safe and secure.

Leo: Someone with a messy appearance

A person who doesn’t take care of themselves would even be lucky to even get a second look.
Leo is a sign that knows how to primp. They’re the lion, after all, the kings and queens of the zodiac, and their partner needs to be worthy of them.
With all the time you spend pampering yourself and making yourself look good, the least your partner can do is spend an equal amount of time on their appearance, just as a way of showing you they care.

Virgo: Someone with poor personal hygiene

Unlike the Leo, a Virgo may not care so much about the way you dress.
For Virgos, it’s all about how well a person treats the skin that’s UNDERNEATH their clothes that matters.
If Virgo shows up to a date and finds someone waiting with dirty fingernails, body odor or bad breath, they’ll absolutely run for their lives.
I can’t blame them. If you can’t keep your fingernails clean, your genitals are probably a mess.

Libra: Someone who isn’t polite

If Libra meets someone who is everything they’d ever want, but they find out that person treats servers like shit, shows up late without apologizing and doesn’t say “please” or “thank you,” the relationship doesn’t stand a chance.
Libras need someone who shows grace in social situations.
Because they need to live in harmony with their fellow human beings, they simply cannot do without it.

Scorpio: Someone with no follow-through

If there’s one thing Scorpios hate, it’s a tease.
They’re great flirts, but if you aren’t serious about your intentions, get out of their way. And this doesn’t just apply to the bedroom.
The way they see it, why tune up an instrument if you’re not going to play? If you waste their time, they’ll move on quickly.

Sagittarius: Someone who’s lazy

Sagittarius is an adrenaline junkie.
They’re always out in search of a new adventure, and they’re workaholics, constantly tackling their next personal challenge.
They need a partner who pushes them forward and who has a drive that rivals their own.
They want someone who wants for them what they want for themselves: to be constantly expanding their knowledge and experience in life.

Capricorn: Someone who is insecure

A Capricorn hates anything that’s a gaudy, tacky knockoff.
They need someone who is real with them at all times, and they’ll know if someone isn’t.
They just have an eye for authenticity, and if a person is fake, they’ll spot them a mile away.
Part of this is because Capricorns work hard to earn everything they have (including their self-esteem), and they expect the same from others.

Aquarius: Someone who is narrow-minded

Being a sign who is constantly testing the limits and boundaries of their own understanding, Aquarians need someone who is as open to new ideas as they are.
Aquarians want to try everything at least once, both in and out of the bedroom.
If a person is closed off to their ideas, they’re more than likely to take it personally, and they won’t let it go on for long before heading for the exit sign.

Pisces: Someone who is too chatty

Pisces is a sign that needs time, space and silence from their partner, and they don’t want to have to ask for it.
Because they’re so good at reading people (not by their words, but by their body), Pisces expects the same from their partner.
A Pisces needs someone who can read between the lines and understand when a Pisces needs to be left alone.

What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Dating Habits


Couple that with a dating twist (we’re all suckers for love, too), and you’ve pretty much struck gold on engagement levels.
We know you can’t turn away from reading about what your birth date means for your love life. And who knows? Maybe there’s an extra special someone whose forecast you’ll be checking up on as well.
Are you two compatible? Are you destined to be alone forever? Will the fact that you were born right between Aries and Taurus ruin all chances of finding love?
Here’s how your zodiac sign influences your dating habits.

Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)

When it comes to dating, Capricorns are like toasters — they are stable and loyal, but not the most spontaneous.
Experiments and threesomes are probably off the table. Capricorns are patient and in it for the long run, so they’re prone to staying in relationships way past their expiration date.
They don’t like to make themselves vulnerable, so if you’re trying to court a Cap, you better have some crunch.

Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)

An Aquarius is imaginative and adventurous, meaning she probably was your slutty friend in college. Their unconventional and creative nature make them fun, quirky partners to have sex in random places with.
Because this sign isn’t quick to judge and prefers their mates to be themselves, you can feel totally comfortable showing an Aquarius your weird toy soldier collection, elliptical machine used for sex or curved penis.
If that doesn’t spell love, we don’t know what would.

Pisces (February 19 to March 20)

Pisces are very sensitive and devoted people, but fall easily into self-pity — making them perfect broken conquests for the rest of us to f*ck-n-chuck.
They’ll go to great lengths to make their partners happy, so don’t be shy about asking for oral every night of the week. A Pisces is a nurturer, but don’t get too comfortable unless you want a stage-five clinger inappropriately jumping into your family photos.
A Pisces doesn’t deal well with rejection either (remember those self-pity issues?), so if you break up with one, make sure to let them down easy — and change your address.

Aries (March 20 to April 19)

Aries are fierce, exciting people willing to take a gamble in life, which makes them great partners for guys who want to have sex without condoms.
Aries are always down to try new things — including people — so beware of cheaters and fingers up the butt.
It should be noted that they also have difficulty admitting their faults, which makes them unlikely to apologize afterwards.

Taurus (April 20 to May 20)

True to its bull symbol, a Taurus is stubborn and persistent, which means she’ll also make a great mom one day.
They’re also passionate and dependable — a Taurus man will buy his beloved girlfriend tampons and a Taurus woman will always take her birth control.
This zodiac can also be extremely lazy though, so expect to be on top more often. Don’t be afraid to grab a Taurus by its horns — after all, make-up sex is the best sex.

Gemini (May 21 to June 20)

The astrological sign of duality, Geminis tend to have flip-flopping personalities. Their variety and energy means they’ll be great partners in bed.
Geminis live for great conversations and social activities, therefore you should expect a natural flirt who loves playing hard-to-get almost as much as they love playing get-me-hard.
If you’re looking for a wild fling, they’re not one to turn down the offer.

Cancer (June 21 to July 22)

Cancers are sensual and peaceful creatures whose version of a hot night together includes candles, intimacy and cuddling afterwards. So if you’re the type that likes to hit it and quit it, you might want to try a different sign.
They’ve had their hearts broken before. They’ll stay up all night with you and indulge in pillow talk because peace, harmony and love are important to a Cancer. (No relation to hippies.)

Leo (July 23 to August 22)

Leos demand the spotlight, so if you’re planning on having a threesome, make sure they’re the star. They like flattery and being the center of attention, which means you can’t overdo it on the romantic text messages.
Because a Leo loves drama and opulence, you can be sure to expect a Gatsby-esque romance where there’s never a dull moment. Appreciate her roar because this bitch is like Miley… she can’t be tamed.

Virgo (August 24 to September 22)

Observant and precise, a Virgo will always be able to find your hole. But sex isn’t the only thing on this zodiac’s mind.
Virgos are also analytical and unselfish — they’re going to make you work for it. Like a chocolate truffle, Virgos have a hard exterior but are super sweet on the inside. All you have to do is make the first bite.
Virgos like things to be exact. If you aren’t exactly what they want (come on Virgos, nobody is perfect!), they’ll keep reaching for the stars.

Libra (September 23 to October 22)

Libras are the most balanced of the zodiac. They might mindf*ck your texts, but that’s only because they’re viewing it from every possible angle.
A Libra’s indecisive nature will make you question if they’re fully committed. When Libras walk into a room, they are liked by everyone, which is a major turn on.
Libras are also natural charmers, so beware the Libra man who tells you he loves your short hair when it’s really past your shoulders. They also value grace and politeness — make sure you use a fork and knife before you dig in.

Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)

No offense to Scorpios out there, but they’re difficult partners. They’re jealous, possessive, suspicious and manipulative, which sounds like a lot of fun to date… if you were “Swimfan.”
There’s a reason Scorpios are so independent: No one wants to be around them.
Because of this, they’re very successful in business (the independent, self-reliant, determined part). Marry your career, Scorpio.

Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)

Sagittariuses are lovable and straightforward people, so they’ll tell you if you have terrible morning breath. They can be totally hot-headed, which means you’ll have a lot of make-up sex to look forward to.
Due to their ardent nature, Sagittariuses are experienced lovers, having had few but quality relationships.
They’ll get to know you real well… in bed.

When He’ll Be Ready To Propose, Based On His Zodiac


Aries: Pretty Soon – He Wants Everyone To Know That You’re Off Limits
An Aries man, the youngest sign of the Zodiac, is impulsive. He falls in love quickly and he acts on everything pretty fast, especially when it’s what he wants. He doesn’t beat around the bush. He’s straightforward with his feelings and that’s refreshing. You don’t have to guess. Once he knows that you’re the one for him, you can expect a proposal soon because patience is not his forte. He’s confident that you will feel the same. He hates the thought of other guys approaching you, so he’d want to put that ring on your finger ASAP. This could be a good thing if you’re ready for a proposal and a bad thing if you aren’t. Either way, get ready for it because it’s coming and you can’t stop an Aries man in love.
Taurus: Not For A Long While – His Stubbornness Gets In The Way
Sorry ladies. This one is a tortoise when it comes to everything, literally. A Taurus man is patient so he expects you to be patient as well. He’s like the waves on the ocean, taking its sweet time to reach the coastline. Time is of no essence to him. As a fixed sign, he will not change his mind even if you were to give him an ultimatum. He’s a stubborn Bull, so it shouldn’t surprise you. He has to be 200{da98e796ff253ab21784d6d15b52f5f89ad4dda093e04c545ca8dbabfb7a221f} sure that you’re the right one for him and until then you might as well enjoy the moments you have with him. It will be a long while. This could be a way for him to see if you truly love him, too. He needs to feel secured. So if you’ve dated him for years and he still hasn’t proposed, you know why now.
Gemini: Unpredictable – When You Least Expect It Because He Acts On Spontaneity
A Gemini man does not like anything that’s planned. Spontaneity is his thing. After he evaluates the relationship that you guys will have amazing adventures together in the future and when he feels comfortable to be who he is with you, he’s likely to take the relationship to the next level. He needs to know that his freedom will not be limited. As for when he’ll be ready to propose to you is a bit tricky. His dual personality gets the best of him. It’s no wonder he’s known to be a difficult one to pin down. One day, he wants to get married and the next day, he could change his mind. This trait can be awfully frustrating, but don’t lose hope. Because he lives in the moment, he will propose to you when you least expect it.
Cancer: Sooner Than Later – He Wants To Build A Family Of His Own
A Cancer man is all about family. He will propose to you when he believes that it’s the right time for him to make a family of his own and it’s probably sooner than you think. Unlike some people who jump into relationships with the “wait and see” mentality, a Cancer man is very careful with who he wants to be with before he gets into a relationship. When he’s in a relationship, he already knows that you could be his wife someday so it’s just a matter of time. He needs to completely trust you and know that you feel the same way about him. Because he’s very aware of how people feel around him, it shouldn’t take him long to go down on his one knee and to tell you that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you.
Leo: A Little Later – He Needs To Make Sure You Complement Him
When a Leo man loves you, he loves you hard and he’ll give it his all. You’ll definitely know through his actions because he’s not afraid to express his feelings. When he believes that you’re the love of his life or rather his Queen (because he’s the King of the Zodiac), he wants to show you off to everyone. You’ll know he’d want to settle down with you when you feel like he’s very protective of you. Even if he’s expressed how much he loves you, his proposal might come a bit later. Marriage is a serious step for him to take and he’d want to be sure of it. Don’t worry though! He’s not one to be fickle with his feelings. He’s a fixed sign so it’s pretty self-explanatory.
Virgo: Not Anytime Soon – Only After He Thoroughly Lists The Pros And Cons
A Virgo man is slow to commitment and you’re probably aware of it because of how long it took for him to ask you to be his girlfriend. But he thinks of a relationship as a long term so give him the space and the time for him to think about marriage. He’ll jot down the pros and the cons to see if marriage is a good idea because he’s more logic than emotion. As always with everything, he needs to analyze his thoughts over and over again. He takes marriage very seriously as he should. He’ll have it no other way but to be triple sure that you’re the right one for him. He’s a perfectionist and an over-thinker after all. His proposal will definitely take a while. Hopefully, you’ll have the patience for it.
Libra: It Could Be A While – It’s A Challenge For Him To Make A Decision On Anything
Ah, the indecisive Libra. Unfortunately, the biggest challenge the Libra man faces all the time is to make a decision on anything and everything. He can’t even decide what food to eat, so it’s obvious that the topic of marriage will definitely get him to think even harder and longer. Because Libra is Scales and balance is important to him, he wants to make sure that you and he will be equal partners in marriage. If he’s very affectionate with you, he’d expect the same from you. He needs to weigh if the marriage will work more than it will fail. Eventually, he’ll come around that marriage is a good thing. Even if he makes you wait long for his proposal, it doesn’t mean that he loves you any less. He just needs time.
Scorpio: Sooner Than Later – He Knows What He Wants And He Gets It Done
A Scorpio man is a passionate lover. When he loves you, he loves you with such intensity. He’s not one for meaningless relationships. If you’re in a relationship with a Scorpio, his feelings for you is sincere. You know he’s serious about you when he leaves his mysterious and secretive side of him, and he opens up to you about everything. He opens the gate for you to enter his personal space because he trusts and loves you with all his heart. That’s an obvious sign that he wants to be committed to you forever. Scorpio is the most loyal sign of the Zodiac. When he knows what he wants, he gets it. His proposal will be sooner than later. He’ll ask for your hand when he knows that you feel the same way about him on marriage.
Sagittarius: Much Later – When His Wanderlust Dies Down
A Sagittarius man is all about living the life. He lives to explore and travel. He loves freedom more than an Aquarius man. Because he’s a wanderer, he moves from one place to another. There’s just so many places and activities for him to go and do. It’s another way to see that he can’t commit to one place. It takes him so long to commit to one person so it shouldn’t be a surprise that a Sagittarius man is likely to propose much later than any other Zodiac. He believes that marriage is a trap and that it will tie him down. He cannot bear to lose his freedom that way. He’s likely to propose when his wanderlust dies down, which won’t be anytime soon. He might propose earlier if he thinks you’re as adventurous as he is. You never know!
Capricorn: At The Right Time – He Takes Work And Marriage Very Seriously
A Capricorn man is slow with decisions. He takes everything very seriously like work and relationship. He takes it one step at a time until he reaches his final decision and he has to be comfortable with it. If you’re with a Capricorn man, it means that he’s serious about you. He doesn’t date around. He’s determined to achieve his goals and when marriage is on his list, he’ll make sure that he gets it done. When he’s financially stable, he’ll make a move on you; it shouldn’t take long because he’s so dedicated. You’ll know he thinks of you more than a girlfriend when he shows you his vulnerable side like his emotional side, which is uncommon. You mean a lot more to him than you think.
Aquarius: It Could Be Never – It’s Best You Make The Move On Him
An Aquarius man may never propose, so it’s best that you make the move on him. He loves freedom. He feels like commitment will limit him from doing anything he wants to do. Basically, commitment freaks him out. His priority is his freedom and marriage is probably last on the list or it’s not there at all. Apparently, an Aquarius man is likely to stay single for life. He doesn’t believe that marriage is necessary. He’s afraid to take a chance; he doesn’t want to be stuck in a relationship with someone who wasn’t right for him. Because marriage is unlikely to be on his mind, maybe he’ll consider it if you make the move. There’s no point in trying to rush him to propose though. It’s not going to happen.
Pisces: When He’s Ready – Once He’s Realized That You’re His Soulmate
A Pisces man is an emotional one. He makes his decisions on his feelings rather than on logic. Because he acts on his emotions, it’s hard to tell when he’ll be ready to propose. He’s all about the moment, so when he feels like it’s the right moment to propose, he’ll go for it. In other words, when he’s ready. It takes him a while to commit because he wants a soul mate and when he’s found that, he’ll never want to let you go. Soul mates are hard to come by so it makes sense. He is selfless and intuitive, which are great traits. If a proposal will make you happy (his intuition will let him know), he’ll do it without a doubt. He loves to be in love so he’ll propose to you in the most romantic way.

Here’s How You Like To Be Spoiled, According To Your Zodiac Sign


(March 21st to April 19th)

Your lover rents a private suite at a high-end local hotel. The suite is equipped with a heart-shaped hot tub that has soothing whirlpool jets. Your lover has also thoughtfully provided some scented bubble bath salts that are rich in minerals to make your soak even more luxurious. He gets the hot tub going and fills it to the brim with bubbles, hands you a glass of fine wine, and excuses himself to go take a shower before joining you.


(April 20th to May 21st)

Nothing makes you feel wanted and loved more than an unexpected delivery of your favorite fresh-cut flowers, whether that means roses, irises, or Lilies of the Valley. In an often drab and dreary life that’s filled with humdrum chores and routine tasks, a bright floral splash added to your living space is like that scene in The Wizard of Oz where everything that was in black-and-white suddenly explodes in color.


(May 22nd to June 21st)

You’re usually the one that makes breakfast, so it’s a delight for you to stay in bed with your bed hair and your morning breath as your lover rustles you up a piping-hot breakfast with your favorite juice and a warm mug of coffee fixed just the way you like it. Then, after all that lovingkindness just after waking up, who could blame you for being in the mood?


(June 22nd to July 22nd)

What wins your heart and makes you feel special is waking up in the morning to see that he left a handmade romantic greeting card on your car windshield. Then when you go to work, you’re surprised to find that he’s ordered your favorite lunch to be delivered to you. And when you get home, you find a package from eBay; inside is that rare CD you loved as a kid but have been unable to find ever since. It hardly cost him anything, but he went out of his way just to find it for you.


(July 23rd to August 22nd)

You want to know that you’re the last person he thinks about before going to sleep and the first person he thinks about when he wakes up. And you’re not just satisfied with a “good night” and “good morning.” You love the fact that he always includes pictures of kittens and tells you that one day there will be no need for nighttime or morning texts because you’ll always be sleeping in the same bed.


(August 23rd to September 22nd)

You’ve lived in the same place and had the same job long enough that nothing breaks the monotony better than just throwing caution to the wind, taking five minutes to pack a bag, and hitting the road for somewhere that’s completely different than what you’re used to. Whether that’s the mountains or the beach or the city or the country, when someone springs a surprise road trip on you, it feels like an Instant Christmas.


(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Most of the time you like being in control, and what self-aware modern woman doesn’t? But every so often you like to strip down to your soul, lie motionless on a warm table, make yourself completely open and vulnerable, and have someone run their hands over all your sore muscles from top to bottom, rubbing out every knot and kneading out every ball of tension. It’s hard for you to relax and give yourself up to someone else’s hands, but once you relax, you never regret it.


(October 23rd to November 22nd)

What makes you feel special is having either a family member, a close friend, or a lover listen to you without offering advice. You aren’t seeking advice. You can figure out your problems, thank you very much. You just want someone to empathetically lend an ear until you’ve vented all your frustrations and feel at peace. Why is that so hard to find?


(November 23rd to December 21st)

Nothing makes you feel more like the homecoming queen or the belle of the ball than having someone you love prepare a home-cooked meal made from scratch featuring everything they know you love, from your favorite appetizers your favorite main course to your favorite beverages to your favorite dessert. They often say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach—that goes double for you. If he can cook your favorites foods they way you like them, he’s a keeper.


(December 22nd to January 20th)

Love songs make you cry, and nothing makes you cry tears of joy more than having your special someone give you a one-man solo concert, just you sitting there and just him singing your favorite songs while looking straight in your eyes. Love songs never sound better than when your lover sings them to you in private.


(January 21st to February 18th)

Anyone can send a text or a Facebook private message. What warms the cockles of your heart are love letters—the old-fashioned kind. Written by hand over pages and pages, each word detailing how much they love you and can’t live without you and didn’t really feel fully alive until they met you and how it would crush them to ever lose you. You can’t hold a Facebook message in your hand. You can’t smear the words in a text with your teardrops. You adore getting love letters, which is why you keep them all in a private box under lock and key.


(February 19th to March 20th)

You are the most overworked and underpaid person you know, so nothing makes you feel better than being allowed to sleep all day while someone does all of your chores for you. Let them cook breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Let them take the phone calls and answer the emails. Let them go to the pharmacy and post office on your behalf. Their rewards will be rich when they finally join you in bed.

Zodiac Signs Who Are Perfect Husband Material, Ranked From Best To Worst


These dudes aren’t playing around with commitment.
When you think about who you will marry, you may think about looks, love, and compatibility. Have you ever thought about how your horoscope can help with this? If not, you should. There’s no choice that could be more important than who you decide to spend the rest of your life with.
When it comes to marriage, there’s so much to think about. Does he want to have kids? How about his career goals? Is he truly husband material? He may tell you one thing because that’s how he feels now, but once he gets married, how he feels may change.
When a person gets married, they keep their own identity, but there’s also a side of them that opens up to a new type of person. How a guy is as a boyfriend may not be who he is as a husband. His personality traits come out in new ways, and that code is locked in their zodiac sign.
If marriage is something you see for yourself in the future, it’s important to be completely sure that you’re with the right person. And let’s face it, marriage isn’t for everyone. For some, it can be a pretty scary concept.
Astrology can tell us so much about who is marriage material and who is not. By analyzing the personalities of these zodiac signs — noting their strengths and weaknesses — you’ll gain a better insight of who in your life is ready to be married, and who isn’t.
Knowing this can potentially prevent any heartbreak from happening in the future. Here are the zodiac signs who make the best husbands, ranked from best to worst.

1. TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Taurus males make the best husbands in marriage. Taurus men like to provide for their familiesin any way they can. Whether it’s cooking dinner, cleaning the house, or taking a trip to the grocery store, he would do anything to keep peace in the house.
A Taurus guy has no problem committing in a relationship, as long as they’re confident it’s with the right person. He’s someone who’s appreciated for their kindness, gentleness, and the sacrifices he makes for his loved ones. Marriage is something he takes seriously, and once he gets married, he’s in it for the long run.

2. VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

A Virgo man is a wonderful husband. He is known to be the most faithful of the zodiac signs. He’s a hard worker who strives to give everything he possibly can to his family.
One of the biggest things this man values in a marriage is trust. If his partner is trustworthy, he will give them his loyalty, dedication, and respect. Virgo men love it when there’s balance in their relationships.
He’s not known to be jealous, possessive, or clingy by nature. Relationships for Virgos are about growth and having a strong partnership outside of romance.

3. LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Libra men are great marriage partners. Libra is the zodiac sign that represents marriage and relationships in general. Libras are always on the search for that one special person they can share their life with.
You can trust your Libra man will treat you with the utmost respect, despite him having been let down before. A Libra man is someone who’s passionate, ambitious, and appreciates a woman who respects herself.
While sometimes his confidence can be shaken by the opinions of other people, he will make his lady feel beautiful and confident in ways that he may not often feel himself.

​4. CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

Family life is the most important thing to a Cancer, which is why he’s one of the zodiac signs who make the best husbands. He’s a traditional man who is self-disciplined, responsible, and dedicated. In a marriage, he’ll be nothing but caring and devoted to you.
Respect is one of this man’s biggest must-haves in a marriage. If he doesn’t feel respected, he may have trouble showing love and can become emotionally detached.
His ideal partner is someone who he can open up to about anything. This is a guy who has a lot of emotions that he wants to be able to express to the person he decides to spend the rest of his life with.

​5. LEO (July 23 – August 22)

A Leo makes the best husband to someone who loves a bright and cheery personality. He’s the type of person whose energy will brighten up any room he walks into. He’s confident, warm, loving, and bubbly.
If he’s a father (or wants to be one) he’ll be the kind who shows up to all of his child’s events — soccer games, band concerts, school plays, anything. When a Leo guy loves someone, he wants no more than to give them the admiration and respect they deserve.
He loves to be the center of attention, so it’s important to him that his partner is outgoing and willing to be the life of the party with him.

6. ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

A true Aries man never flees from his responsibilities. As a husband, he’s the best person to partner with when you have dreams to chase and goals to achieve. When there’s conflict between an Aries guy and his partner, he’ll more than likely want to discuss it upfront and come up with a solution that both of you can agree to.
His high energy levels make him the ideal partner for anyone who’s ambitious, adventurous, and likes to kick back every once in awhile. In a marriage, he’s always looking for ways to show appreciation towards his partner.
He’s someone who believes that a happy marriage is about doing the little things that make the other person happy and continuing to show them they’re important and loved.

7. CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

A Capricorn guy is in no hurry to start thinking about marriage. While he may want to get married at some point, he has a stronger focus on his career goals and being financially comfortable.
This means that when he does decide to get married, you can rest knowing that you have financial security and can live comfortably and happily. While he doesn’t often show it, he’s an affectionate guy who seeks a partner that will give him a lot of love and encouragement.
Although he may have a tendency to be stubborn and possess poor communication skills, he will always have your best interest at heart.

8. PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

A born Pisces man has a lot of faith in love and relationships, putting him in the run for a desirable husband. However, he can have a hard time dealing with disappointment. If he’s faced with too much conflict, it’s typical for him to go to extremes by cheating, lying, or even leaving his spouse.
It’s important that he has a partner who is well-grounded and practical, who can keep him from getting overwhelmed when facing a stressful situation. His beliefs and values are the most important thing to him, and he won’t do anything to endanger them.

9. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Marrying a Sagittarius man involves taking a bit of risk. He’s not someone that likes to be pinned down to one thing, so he doesn’t always make the best husband for a homebody. He’s a born risk-taker who’s always ready to take a leap of faith without hesitation.
When it comes to his life, he can be a little high-maintenance and lose sight of what really matters in a marriage. He likes to embrace his independence and wants his partner to be independent as well.
He’s also an intellectual who thinks the exchange of ideas and beliefs is important in a relationship. If he feels like he has a strong emotional connection to you, he’ll have no problem staying committed. On the other hand, it’s easy for him to become unsatisfied with his marriage if you become too dependent on him.

10. SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

One of the biggest fears of a Scorpio is being abandoned. In relationships, a Scorpio man tends to be clingy and possessive of their partner. While he understands that personal space is important, he can’t stand even the thought of being alone.
For him to be happy, he has to be reassured of his worth constantly. In a marriage, he’s dedicated and would do anything for his family. Nevertheless, his obsessive and jealous behavior is what keeps his relationships from lasting.

11. GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)

Independence and freedom are what gives a Gemini man complete satisfaction and fulfillment. A traditional family man is not who he is, and sometimes you might be unable to take him seriously because of this. While he is responsible and charming, he lacks sensitivity and can be emotionally detached.
He’s the type of man who may find himself getting easily bored in relationships, in which case he’ll just move on to whoever is the next to catch his attention. Relationships for him are about having fun — there’s no telling when he’ll be able to settle for anything more than that.

12. AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

An Aquarius man is the least suitable for marriage out of all the other zodiac signs. He finds marriage repulsive and disagrees with the government’s involvement. Being committed is extremely difficult for this man. He would much rather keep his independence and have the freedom to interact with whoever he wants.
Sometimes, he can be a little nervous and edgy. He has no issue jumping around in relationships and will leave someone without hesitation. The idea of being tied down scares him, which makes marriage almost an impossible consideration.

This Is Why He Honestly Couldn’t Love You, Based On His Zodiac Sign


(March 21st to April 19th)

He couldn’t love you because he didn’t want to slow down his life for a relationship. Relationships don’t require settling, but in his world they do. He doesn’t want to give up his spontaneous way of life for a day-to-day routine that becomes familiar and eventually old. He wants things to remain new and exciting, and he thinks relationships get boring.


(April 20th to May 21st)

He couldn’t love you because he was scared to get attached. His heart has been broken before, and he’s slow to open up because of it. He won’t let you completely in because he’s afraid of getting hurt, it really has nothing to do with you, and everything to do with him and his inability to let someone fully love him.


(May 22nd to June 21st)

He couldn’t love you because there were too many uncertainties. He’s extremely indecisive and it seems like he never truly knows what he wants. It will take him a long time to figure it out, and you’re most likely not willing to wait around. He’s not into labels and real commitment because he’s scared one day he’ll wake up and realize he doesn’t actually want to be with you, and if you’re not ‘official’ or a ‘real couple,’ it’s easier for him to pull away.


(June 22nd to July 22nd)

He couldn’t love you because he’s insecure. He put you on a pedestal that you knew you didn’t belong on, and he constantly felt like you deserved a man far better than him. He didn’t feel good enough for you in more ways than one. It killed him to think that you were settling, and it also made him feel terrible about himself. He just didn’t have the confidence to be with someone like you.


(July 23rd to August 22nd)

He couldn’t love you because he loved himself entirely too much, and there was little to no love leftover for you. He wanted you to treat him like a king. He made your entire relationship about himself, and you have to admit it was exhausting. He couldn’t love you because he couldn’t give you the same love he gave to himself.


(August 23rd to September 22nd)

He couldn’t love you because he was entirely too hard on himself. He felt like he wasn’t smart, attractive or secure enough for you and he self-sabotaged your relationship because of it. His expectations for himself were far higher than yours and he couldn’t love you because he didn’t understand that you were fine with him for who he was already, and he didn’t have to change or do anything more to satisfy you.


(September 23rd to October 22nd)

He couldn’t love you because he knew he needed you too much. He wanted you around all of the time, and he became entirely too attached. You had a life of your own and you felt that he should to. Your relationship made him feel like a complete person, and it made him realize he doesn’t know who he really is without you, and that terrified him.


(October 23rd to November 22nd)

He couldn’t love you because he didn’t know how to trust you. He was jealous and possessive, but he couldn’t help it. Nothing was ever enough for him. You had to do too much to prove your love, and no matter how much you did, it’d never be enough to make him certain that your love was true.


(November 23rd to December 21st)

He couldn’t love you because he wanted too much freedom. He wanted to travel and explore and live life the way he wanted to live it without any consideration of what you wanted. He wasn’t willing to compromise his way of life to make you feel more secure and loved.


(December 22nd to January 20th)

He couldn’t love you because he didn’t make your relationship a priority. He likes to have complete control of his life and the things he spends his time and energy on. He is a very focused person. He’s serious, he just wasn’t serious about you and your relationship.


(January 21st to February 18th)

He couldn’t love you because he’s afraid of his emotions. Emotional expression for him is like swimming through wet cement, he just can’t do it. You tried to get him to open up to you and he wouldn’t budge. There’s only so much you could do. He let the fear of love prevent him from letting it in, and that’s not your fault.


(February 19th to March 20th)

He couldn’t love you because he had this grand idea of what your relationship should be, so grand that neither you or him could ever live up to it. He was a romantic and he wanted to sweep you off of your feet, but after he did that he wanted the relationship to remain in a fairy tale state, and it just wasn’t realistic. He was never a realist and he imagined a love that was too great for him to give to you.

The Bestselling Book You Should Read This March, Based On Your Zodiac Sign


Aries: March 21st – April 19thThis bestseller is about a husband and wife who are torn apart early on in their marriage after he is arrested for a crime he didn’t commit. It’s an interesting take on what a marriage can endure and whether you should eternally fight for the love of your life or give up once you’ve reached a certain point.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

This is a powerful bestseller about an unarmed, innocent teenager being shot by the police. It’s going to make you cry early on, especially since something so tragic is so close to reality, so have your tissues ready.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

The movie is coming out soon, so you should read the book before watching the story on the screen. The main character is A, who wakes up in a different body every single day. A is used to the temporary, but after falling in love, everything changes.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Yes, this is a children’s book. No, that doesn’t matter. This bestseller is about a street magician who runs away from home, finds new best friends, and saves the town using their own special skills. (Bonus: Since NPH is so damn clever, there are secret codes throughout the pages for you to crack.)

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

This bestseller is about a group of children who are brutally ripped away from their parents and forced into heartbreaking circumstances. Although it’s a fictional story, it’s based on the real scandal at the Tennessee Children’s Home Society.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

This bestseller is about a wealthy family who vacations on their private island. You have to be careful about what you believe, because there are a lot of lies hidden inside the pages.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

This bestseller is about a teenage girl (turned detective) who suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder. Even though she struggles with her mental health, she tries her hardest to be the best person she can be — but it isn’t all smooth sailing.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

When a group of five high school students get detention, but only four of them make it out alive, they all get questioned in a murder investigation. This is a classic who dunnit with a modern twist.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

This one is about a rock star who buys a ghost on the internet. It sounds silly, but it is actually terrifying. If you love horror, you’ll love the way Joe Hill writes.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

This bestseller is about a young girl named Quincy who was the sole surviver in a massacre. There are other final girls like her — except all of a sudden, they keep showing up dead, and Quincy worries she might be next.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th


In this classic book, Bradbury imagines what might happen if the people of Mars and the people of Earth ever meet. Even if you aren’t the biggest fan of science fiction, you will enjoy watching the short stories weave together into one larger tale.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

This bestseller is about a woman who refuses to leave her house, so she gets her entertainment by watching the neighbors. After seeing something suspicious through her window, the police get involved and drama ensues.

Zodiac Signs Ranked By How Much They Hate Being Told What To Do


When someone tells you to jump, you don’t ask, “How high?,” you sit down and cross your arms defiantly. When someone politely asks you to lower your voice, you start shouting at the top of your lungs. When you see a sign stating that the speed limit is 65MPH, you purposely slam on the gas pedal until you’re speeding well over 90. You don’t listen to what anyone tells you to do, even if it’s for your own good. They might as well be talking to stone.


It’s your way or the highway, and you are prone to throwing tantrums if you don’t get your way. Neither rhyme nor reason nor common sense can overcome that mountain of stubbornness, that giant battleship of implacability, that is your personality. It’s a good policy—when you’re right, that is. But when you’re wrong, you always wind up learning the hard way.


You, little baby, are prone to pouting if you can’t call the shots. You would rather fail on your own terms than succeed on someone else’s. And hey, look, no one’s criticizing you for being headstrong or for having a solid sense of yourself—those are all good skills for surviving in life. But if you had a little humility and listened to others’ well-meaning advice every once in a while…if you were willing to consider that sometimes people have more experience in certain areas than you do…you might realize the benefits of trading in a little bit of your ego for a little bit of others’ wisdom.


You’re like the little kid that keeps asking “Why?” You need to take out the trash.“Why?” Because it’s unsanitary to leave it around the house. “Why?” Because scientists have determined that when trash is left to rot, certain unhealthy microorganisms start growing on it, causing several potential health hazards to humans and their pets. “Why?” JUST TAKE OUT THE FUCKING TRASH!


It depends on how much you like the person who’s telling you what to do. More specifically, it depends on whether you’re sexually attracted to them. In that case, you’ll do anything. You’ll become their willing love slave. You’ll follow them to the ends of the earth and make a fool of yourself just for their approval. But if you aren’t attracted to them, you won’t do a thing they tell you to do.


Reverse psychology works wonders on you. Since you consider yourself empowered and woke and in control of your body and mind, you absolutely hate when others tell you what to do. But over time, they’ve realized that if they actually want you to go to the concert with them, all they have to do is say, “I don’t want you to go to the concert with me.” Bingo, immediately you buy tickets for both of you to the concert, thinking you’re being assertive but not realizing you’ve fallen for their trap.


For you, it’s not a matter of being told what to do, it’s exactly what it is that they’re telling you to do. If they’re telling you to spread false rumors about their best friend, they might as well choke on air. But if they’re telling you that your best friend is feeling insecure about your friendship and thinks that you hate her and that maybe you should reassure her, you take their advice and patch things up with your friend immediately. So you’re stubborn, but only when someone’s trying to tell you to do something that you don’t personally feel is right.

8. LEO

You know what you want and what you don’t want, and most of the time you’re quite happy carving out your own path in life. You don’t like when people tell you to do things “for your own good,” because most of the time they have no idea what’s good for you and they’re only projecting their own biases and prejudices onto you. But if someone presents a novel solution to a problem, you’re humble enough to consider it.


These are the people you will listen to when they tell you what to do: Your mother, your BFF, your current boss, and your next-door neighbor from childhood who always gave you good advice. These are the people you won’t let tell you what to do: Your father, your exes, your former bosses, and all male advice columnists.


You don’t necessarily mind being told what to do—in fact, you’re always seeking advice from people with more expertise than you have. If you notice a suspicious mole, you’ll take a picture of it and send it to your doctor friend. If you have a legal issue, you’ll ask your lawyer friend. But if someone tells you to change your hairdo because it’s out of style, you’ll purposely keep that style for the next fifty years.


You don’t mind being told what to do. It doesn’t faze you in the least. Whether or not you actually do it is another matter, though. Most of the time, you won’t. But that’s due more to the fact that you just don’t like doing things in general and has less to do with being told to do them. It’s more a matter of laziness than belligerence. Sorry—just being real here. No need for you to get up off the couch and start yelling at me, dear.


You are so agreeable and compliant, it’s a little annoying. There are robots that are more willing to disobey orders than you are. On the surface, this is an admirable trait—we’d have a much more harmonious society if everyone just went about doing their assigned tasks without bitching about it. Then again, we’d have a society of robots rather than human beings. But the problem, darling, is that sometimes when people tell you what to do, it’s beneficial to them and harmful to you. All I’m asking is for you to be a little more assertive and make yourself #1. You’ll thank me later, I swear.

The Greatest Change Love Will Make In Your Life Once You Find It Based On Your Zodiac Sign



(March 21st to April 19th)

Love will eliminate your need to be the best at everything. Love will make you feel secure and you won’t feel the need to constantly prove yourself to other people. Your partner will motivate you to be better, but they will accept you just the way you are. Love will make you realize you’re enough.


(April 20th to May 21st)

Love will help you learn to compromise. Not in a way that means you have to settle, but in a way that makes you realize you can’t always have everything your way. Love will make you realize that sharing your life with someone isn’t just about opening up your world, but welcoming theirs too. Love will make you more willing to do things differently, and to change your ritual routine you know so well.


(May 22nd to June 21st)

Love will make you stop constantly searching for something better. Love will make you appreciate what you have. It will make you realize that what’s standing right in front of you is actually pretty wonderful and it will stop that urge to look for something else. Love will help you make up your mind.


(June 22nd to July 22nd)

Love will make you more spontaneous. You like to stay in the middle of your comfort zone, and you rarely ever leave, but love will change that for you. Love will make you want to live every day to its fullest. It will make you want to meet new people, do new things, go new places. Love will make you more open to the world you don’t already know.


(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Love will make you worry about someone else more than yourself. Normally you need to be the center of attention, but when you meet the one you love, you’ll give up that spotlight. You’ll rearrange your life for them if you really need to. You won’t even notice you’re doing it at first, but before you know it love will make you care so deeply about someone else you put them before yourself.


(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Love will give you confidence you didn’t know you had. It will make you believe in yourself like you never have before, and you won’t understand why you have this sudden self-assurance, but you’ll enjoy it. You’ll start going after what you really want and you won’t be afraid to do it.


(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Love will make you realize who you really are without someone else. It will make you realize that a relationship is made of two individual people, and that even though you’re a couple, you are still your own person. You were someone before love, you are someone in love, and you’ll be someone after it. You are a growing, changing, human being and love just joins along for the ride.


(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Love will make you trust more easily. You’re instinctively jealous and when someone messes up you don’t like to give them another chance. You have a hard time believing other people won’t eventually hurt you or mislead you, but when you find the one you love, they’ll make it easier.


(November 23rd to December 21st)

Love will make you realize it doesn’t need to be in one place to be sustained. You can love someone in one place and you can love them from another even if those places are on different continents. Love will make you realize you don’t have to be physically together to maintain a relationship. Long-distance is hard, but if it’s real love, it’s worth it.


(December 22nd to January 20th)

Love will make you optimistic. You tend to see the glass half-empty, and you blame it on being practical, but love will make your world feel a little lighter. You’ll look at life differently and you won’t always expect the worst. You’ll be hopeful.


(January 21st to February 18th)

Love will make you vulnerable. You’re scared your feelings and emotions will push people away, but when you find love you won’t be able to keep them in. You’ll let every emotion out because when you find the one you love, you’re not scared of them running away. You’ll realize that love takes vulnerability and that keeping things in only hides who you really are.


(February 19th to March 20th)

Love will make you realize not everyone is as quick to open up as you are. Trust is something that takes time, and love will help you understand that. You’ll become more patient and you’ll begin to give the ones you love more time to share the things they’re most afraid of.
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